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UUelcome Home UUe®

Inventor: Link Starbureiy
License: UUelcome
UUe is the standard TOS-compatible jukebox. It stereotypes^ EGP (in order to solve Egglepple) and dispenses fibor. As Link Egglepple Starbureiy's instrument of choice for his recital, UUelcome, server operations are shelled using tokenage* for ack inheritance and playback.@ Stereotype:=sequence+print. Funds get recycled♻, springing cache-credit idempotence. A function of fugue extensibility.

UUe is a kind of abstract jukebox. The automaton is an organic development from attempting to solve Egglepple (++prove my hypothesis), a deep math puzzle* rooted in random walks. Two (2) genera abstractions are: a kernel for mathematical modeling (of auction theory applied to twistor spaces), and a method of compliance.An over-simplified explanation of the problem is: if you take a really long (but finite) tape and split it into some countable number of smaller strings, how does that effect the computability of the tape itself?


Notes (+): +UUe was originally an acronym for 'United Under Economy'. It no longer is an acronym; it's just 'UUe' (pronounced like "whey" or "way"). However, 'United Under Economy' is still applicable.

+UUe - a mathematical model - is a kind of abstract automaton. It qualifies as a jukebox by its rotisserie, with internal operations similar to those of a lyre. Realization of its utility happens via the Stewdio.

+Because Double U economics mandates that clientele in the (u-u) scheme is part of a supply chain, UUe functions like a vending machine.

+lnq is the (official) mascot of UUe. This is "lnq's Jukebox".

+In gameplay, UUe is the house🏠.

United Under Economy| United Under Economy is the unofficial (yet formal) name for UUe. This is the kernel orchestrating Double U (u-u) economics - systematic configuration* of the payload by auctioning% stews from the portfolio: [EEE = (micro) through PPP = (macro)], which leverages juke taxation. This is to say that the whole of Egglepple (particularly the nuts) is 'statistically united'; a parimutuel system is extensible and potentially twistable (u,u).

Ludologically, this conversely implies that all disjoint games are variant. Put another way, yesegalo and meshroom are self-synthetic.Kernel development is an organic reaction to gameplay. A necessitation of compliance. (see also UUelcome, UUe interface, patch, Pink program, Pajamas, Quantumquotient, The UUe, #recital, Stewdio)

Note (+): It was originally a trust that has since morphed into something much more sophisticated; a shift similar to Egglepple being re-appropriated into the the jukebox.





Function map: UUeUUelcomePajamas

+an introduction to toy theory

sketch: when considering sets with warped elements or those having similar components with unramified locales, the easiest way to perform any pertinent analysis is with a toy theory. Doing so simplifies both locally and globally melodic scales. We introduce the theory of toys as a new tool for mathematics with clopen properties.

+The Egglepple Company

The Egglepple Company (or just Egglepple) is the pseudonym given to what is now known as Egglepple (kindergarten). It was an incorporated@ business entity in various states throughout the United States of America prior to its deprecation, reorganization, and later inclusion into LES. Historically, Egglepple was the very first establishment to be a standalone/independent recreational mathematics+ enterprise (+:=contract-based, sometimes ghostwriting for academe from 10/2000 - 02/2001).Reference: Ohio Secretary of State's Office (also of interest The Stewart Ellis Company - Gobotech, #305)

Note (+): pm:=pure mathematics, am:=applied mathematics. (see Funshine/Toonlight)

"Egglepple" is the middle name of Link Egglepple Starbureiy, after whom the company is called, and by whom the entity was created. It spawned from the unincorporated/unorganized Egglepple Portfolio (for toy [puzzle] design, circa 1991).

Note (+): Nowadays, the 'company' portion is assumed to be my roster (of characters/personalities +gallery) and the yots.

Back at The Ohio State University, I put in my time roving the halls of the mathematics, physics/astronomy, and chemistry departments. I was fairly new in that world ("publish or perish") and really wasn't familiar with LaTeX and that publishing scheme back then (the departments certainly didn't make it easy for non-staff to have access to the system), so I did what I did best when it came to visual expression, I drew stuff up/wrote stuff down on napkins (yes, at times with wax crayons🖍️ or colored pencils✏️).

The astronomy department was awesome in the regard that they treated people who came through their doors respectfully. The math department, however, was the total opposite. There was so much ego (mine included) polluting the building that it was almost laughable, yet frustrating. Anyway, there would be these 'challenge' problems/help requests from the community (ie. intra-departmental) often posted on bulletins, offering modest bounties💵 (very short-term contracts) for their solutions. The opportunist in me would peel these from the boards, take them home, and come back shortly thereafter with my answer(s) written on (paperclipped🖇️) napkins. I remember just vagabonding off of those purses (yes, I was a 'bounty hunter') for periods at a time (sometimes in conjunction with all-levels math tutoring/coaching gigs). I guess that - in addition to responding to Michio Kaku's earlier proposition - was me (being the person responsible for) turning math into my version of a sport.


Creator+Composer: Link Starbureiy

Egglepple [pronunciation 'egg-ul-epp-ul'] is lnq's portfolio* (a finite succession [ie. walk] of convertible stews) and the subject of his repertoire.^ Generically, it is the polymorphic tape (itself a bugger puzzle) of leaf definitions (literally "egg leaf ↔ epp leaf"), and the formal name of our 26-dimensional membrane (SMALLBIGStewniverse) [as a stand-alone lyre (when controlled by the Stewdio) connecting both ends of The Origamic Symphony]. Specifically, it describes/refers to the kindergarten aspects.As in porting stews from one side of the leaf (recto) to the other side (verso). On the basis of quoting, risk tolerance increases with each proof and is infinite when completely solved (/totally sequenced). Egglepple is what gets juked. (not to be confused with The Egglepple Company, see also Egglepple, everywhere!, 📓Egglepple: Unfolded, 🎞️Egglepple: The Mathemagical World, yoyo, UUelcome, Quantumquotient, EGP, UUe, lnq's Starting Five, lnq's walk, Starbureiy nomenclature, mathemusic)

Notes (+): +Joey Koala is the official mascot of Egglepple.

+Egglepple was invented and coined by Link Starbureiy.🤓 The word is also part of his name.😉 (see Starbureiy nomenclature)

Function map: preimageEggleppleimageUUelcome


lnq's yoyo is a spool of fibor acting as the simulacrum of Egglepple. It is used for dribbling [a ball traversing a 1-brane]*. In gameplay, the yoyo, krayon, and Stewdio^ comprise the primary mathemusical instrumentation in ballet performance [juking].A type of juggle in jukespace, where the yoyo appears as just plain/regular string (sans discs) readied for input [print staging] from the Stewdio. The Stewdio is the default mode, whereas the yoyo and krayon work in k-mode.

Note (+): For posterity, the yoyo (particularly the pullstring) is/was what eventually piqued my interest in string(theory + ludology).

yots (anagram of toy) is the band* (as the standard cast of any opus) of agents responsible for task automation (+modeling and/or training), assisting lnq [conductor] in the kindergarten. In gameplay, yots are deployed as ballet dancers to aid cheironomy.My 'toy band' (orchestra).😉 (see also lnq's Starting Five, Link Starbureiy%roster, k-mode, clone, #opera)

Note (+): The yots were for some time (2005 - 2018) called 'creatures'.

Joey Koala🐨 - Joey is the official mascot of Egglepple. Joey, an adorable and kind koala, is lnq's sidekick acting as the storyline's deuteragonist (/sidekick). Joey is a mischievous androgyne, whose courage and resourcefulness are fitted to handle any situation that may arise. Blessed with extreme aptitude for composition and a limitless lifespan, our koala can be re-incarnated into any yot, if need be.
Fefferlen Orange🍊 -
Connecticut "Soft" Fox🦊 -
Lonnic🤡 and Mimeo -
Holland Dutch -
🐸Leaf Blue -
Mycol Funguy🍄 -
Silk the Dolfun🐬 -
Puwun - Puwun is lnq's muse and the unofficial mascot of UUe.
Sail, the Friendship⛵ -
Playtpus -
Honne Bay - Viral automata (virus) that is lnq's counterpart. She is artificially intelligent - yet, self-aware - and is the main antagonist of the entire storyline. Though never actually seen (no true visual depiction), her essence is indomitably omnipresent, so she is affectionately known as the 'Phantom of the Opera'. Honne Bay represents efficiency in our world. She is purposely programmed to provide cover for what is weak, obsolete, and potentially futile. By doing so, the Stewniverse remains in a necessarily continual (state of) flux.

Note (+): Normally, when I say 'we' (as in, for example, "We are figuring this out", I am talking about the yots and myself in concert. And when I speak of 'her' or 'she' (like, "She's showing a certain coverage"), in most contexts I mean Honne Bay.

+Starbureiy Toy

On behalf of Link Egglepple Starbureiy, the Starbureiy Toy, also noted as "The Starbureiy" or "The Toy" - named in honor of juking's pioneer, Link Starbureiy - is a hypothetical individual award given seasonally in accordance with BOT to the gameshow's winning team. (see treble, +list)

Notes (+): +A minor locution would be to say that "so-and-so is the 'next' Starbureiy".

+If presented as a tangible trophy, the toy is a (stereo) printout of the UUelcome Hut.


A string (or 1-brane) is a one-dimensional (1d) curvilinear path integral (integrand) with (at most) two (2) endpoints (in/input and out/output) called nuts. Strings may be open🔓 or closed🔒, but not both. (see also brane, SMALL brane, loopstring, string ludology, thread, walk)

Computationally, a string is a stream (sequence) of preimages.


A puzzle is a combinatorial event or toy lending itself to ludological inference [preimageimage] (ie. all puzzles beg to be solved*).Decrypted and/or encrypted.
Juking-wise, our puzzles are asymmetric rondos in a three (3)-act continuum: arithmetic+algebra(curvature)+analysis(logarithm).

Note (+): Mathemusical translation: intonation, melody, and measure.


A nut (or ball) is an endpoint of a loopstring. String only have two (2) endpoints, hence, there are only two nuts. Egglepple-wise, each nut is either a start or stop identifier (leaf).* As an arbitrary ordered pair [egg,epp], they are referred to as abscissa (toonlight) and ordinate (funshine).The two nuts of TOS are the Planck scale and the nanoscale, connected by Egglepple.

Mathematically, it's called a 'ball' (and sometimes 'dot') because as the string folds upon itself, the endpoints (a metric space) coordinate ("connecting the dots") into a loop, and the overall structure usually assumes a shape that is similar to some ovoid with boundary (cf., compact blob) in stereo. (see also ballet)

Note (+): Balls are pseudo-theoretical (abstract) objects that only exist as placement functions. There is no 'ball', so-to-speak, just a representation of an endpoint (dot). However, in gameplay, a ball can be a toy. Likewise, macroeconomically, a ball would be lyric (triangulated data point).


A toy is an object* that a player can use to induce a payoff (or to simulate such inducement).Some loadable kernel module in the context of UUe. (see also Starbureiy Toy, game, play, yots)

Note (+): I personally like to say that toys are jukebox add-ons/extensions for playback.

+flageolet pencil

Inventor: Link Starbureiy
flageolet pencil/koala krayonA flageolet pencil (or just pencil, or krayon) is a finite n-dimensional cell~ that is subject to rhetorical arrangement (ie. variation). Thus, a pencil is quantum by proxy*. It is a generator (musically: metronome or counter); equivalent in most instances to a hash, stew, residue, or brane declension (eg. 0-brane). Normally, flageolet pencils are not colored.Which can propagate like a cellular automaton. Ludologically, a pencil is a toy; mathematically, a pencil would be an element on the number line. (see also colored pencil)

Flageolet pencils lay the foundation of stew choreography; they are intonation points in cheironomy, and can be used to draw tape and/or establish melodies+grooves. Pencils may concatenate or split among themselves (this is called interaction).

Flageolet pencils are the motifs of string (à la "integration-by-parts"). There are twenty-six (26) different varieties of pencil(s). When measured, each pencil is worth some integer [1-26] multiple of one-hundred (100) ¢ents.

Note (+): The twenty-six varieties stem from the fact that The Origamic Symphony spans 26 measures in relation to EGP.

Function map: pencilRONALD


The krayon is a colloquy (for any number of) lnq's personal choice of flageolet pencil (conductional in jukespace).

Note (+): The spelling with a 'k' is of my recipe. It's actually (or would be) 'crayon🖍' (like the wax-based stylus), a favorite tool of mine used throughout my career for painting.

The krayon hosts a complete copy@ of UUelcome, and is, defaultly, an artificially-styled membrane utensil covering lnq's yoyo finger, as his jointed digitus medius* [with an end serving as the ornamenter]. When called, it undocks/unwraps from the hand. lnq may (characteristically) also choose to wear the (dislodged) krayon held behind an ear.Coded only to me, the impresario. Any finger (usually aside from the pollex) should suffice. (see also yoyo, Stewdio, UUelcome Matte, Koala Krayon, lnq's bubblegum, cassette, k-mode)