lnq nomenclature

This article discusses the meaning, derivation, onomastics, and binomial nomenclature of the name '🧑🏿Link Egglepple Starbureiy' (🧑🏿lnq@).@@ mononym

[pronunciation "/lingk url stoo·ee/"]


The identifier "Starbureiy" stems from the complex number line.^ The symbols e and i are mathematical variables: e for Euler's number, and i an imaginary unit.

The praenomen, "Link"& (), denotes him as the /root [between his parents, since he is an only child (1)].&& statistical union The word, "Egglepple" (64), is a synecdoche for his 🧩portfolio. Numeronymically, "Link Egglepple Starbureiy" (shortened to "lnq"*), is valued at eight (8) (lnq=8).^ ** l = Link, n = Egglepple, q = Starbureiy ^^ See note. (see 🧑🏿lnq's motif, stew, avatar, Stewniverse, +list)
/// +Etymology-wise (according to me), the autonym "starbureiy" is the sum (0) of select alphanumeric variables, implying all things 'stew'. Taken by itself, 'star' is a verbal corruption of 'stew' (backstory: a foreign elementary school classmate of mine used to always innocently mispronounce "Stewart" as "Start", and this made for good comedy). The rest is just some of my creative 'art': 'b' is the additive identity (b equals zero). For my signature (embedded), 'e' and 'i' were chosen because they are the vowels in "Link" (i) and "Egglepple" (e). They have been alphabetically inverted: i-e ↔ e-i → ei, and then converted to their respective numbers (ei). I personally took the letter 'u' here and made it into a variable stand-in for the number pi). The extra letter 'r' is a multiplicative identity element. The letter 'y' is appended to emphasize that 'ei' should not be French-accented as "ay", but instead like "ee". Notice that the letters 'e', 'i', and 'y' should interchange in diction. Hence, 'Starbureiy' ≡ 0 ∙ π ∙ 1 ∙ ei = 0^^ (⊆ ).
+A lot of people may get this wrong or doubt it, but 'Link' really is my name. I purposefully chose the truncated mononym 'lnq' as my alias because I place a premium on minimalism. -- Bonus points if you know why I formally named juking 'stewart'.
+Both "Egglepple" and "Starbureiy" are of my lexicographical invention🧐 (themselves being stylish transmorphisms of the nomens given to me by my parents, respectively). In its proper form (taken from the true definition of a 'portfolio' = 'sheet folder'), 'Egglepple' translates here as "🥚egg-🍃leafepp-leaf🍃". Putting it together: 'Link Egglepple Starbureiy' ≡ "portfolio superuser".
+The number 64 has congruence with March 5 [Funday/🧑🏿lnq's birthday], which is the 64th day of a calendar year (not taking a leap year into account). On this date, Egglepple was founded (March 5, 1991).
+We derive the number 8 ('🧑🏿lnq's number') by totaling the following: √(64 + 0) = 8. (From "Link (12+9+14+11=46→10→1) Egglepple (→4) + Starbureiy (→3)", ..143→8). Also, March 5 (03/05) reduces to 8.
+To reiterate, "Starbureiy" is dentally silent (itself being a number complex), but 'verbalized' in wake of full pronunciation ("stoo·ee"). Otherwise - to be very clear here - my name is just "lnq", which is language for the number "8" (the spelling helps differentiate it from the definition). It should go without saying that my initials are LES or LS (pronounced "ellis").

"I wanted a name history would remember when I had created the greatest portfolio of all-time." - 🧑🏿lnq

^^ Interpreted as being indicative of the individual (1) acting completely of its own volition. That is also to say that the 'twin' variables (e,i) [the two 🦈🐟fish in Pisces♓ lure] are irrationally (wild) 'diametric balls' (π), tamed only by closure [0 = (loop)] (reminiscent of 🦄unicorn mythology). Notice how the mathematical constants are also part of Euler's equation (e + 1 = 0). ← 🧑🏿lnq's user ID