UUe

UUe®

Inventor: Link Starbureiy
License: UUelcome
UUe is the standard TOS-compatible jukebox. It stereotypes^{^} EGP (in order to solve Egglepple) and dispenses fibor. As Link Egglepple Starbureiy's instrument of choice for his recital, server operations are shelled using tokenage* for ack inheritance and playback.^@ Stereotype:=sequence+print. Funds get recycled♻, springing cache-credit idempotence. A function of fugue extensibility.

UUe is a kind of abstract jukebox. The automaton is an organic development from attempting to solve Egglepple (++prove my hypothesis), a deep math puzzle* rooted in random walks. Two (2) genera abstractions are: a kernel for mathematical modeling (of auction theory applied to twistorspaces), and a method of compliance.An over-simplified explanation of the problem is: if you take a really long (but finite) tape and split it into some countable number of smaller strings, how does that effect the computability of the tape itself?

Notes (+): +UUe was originally an acronym for 'United Under Egglepple'. It no longer is an acronym; it's just 'UUe' (pronounced like "whey" or "way"). However, 'United Under Egglepple' is still applicable. +UUe - a mathematical model - is a kind of abstract automaton. It qualifies as a jukebox by its rotisserie, with internal operations similar to those of a lyre. Realization of its utility happens via the Stewdio. +Because Double U economics mandates that clientele in the (u-u) scheme is part of a supply chain, UUe functions like a vending machine. +lnq is the (official) mascot of UUe. This is "lnq's Jukebox". +In gameplay, UUe is the house🏠.

United Under Egglepple™| United Under Egglepple is the unofficial (yet formal) name for UUe. This is the kernel orchestrating Double U (u-u) economics - systematic configuration* of the payload by auctioning^% stews from the portfolio: [EEE = (micro) through PPP = (macro)], which leverages juke taxation. This is to say that the whole of Egglepple (particularly the nuts) is 'statistically united'; a parimutuel system is extensible and potentially twistable (u,u).

Ludologically, this conversely implies that all disjoint games are variant. Put another way, yesegalo and meshroom are self-synthetic.Kernel development is an organic reaction to gameplay. A necessitation of compliance. (see also UUelcome, UUe interface, patch, Pink program, Pajamas, Quantumquotient, The UUe, #recital, Stewdio)

Note (+): It was originally a trust that has since morphed into something much more sophisticated; a shift similar to Egglepple being re-appropriated into the the jukebox.

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Function map: UUe ↔ UUelcome → Pajamas