Juke Lemma

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Lemma: All phenomena* is jukeable.** Statistically-speaking, these are branes 0-25 simultaneously occupying the same quantum state of Egglepple.

The Lemma (as Q♯🎶 logic) purports that the activity of juking (within the framework of a jukebox, namely UUe) is a most efficient attempt at satisfying the criterion for stereotyping EGP.

Assuming scale-agnostic load modulation, it branches from the axiom that quantacommodization is root-authenticated/tolerated within jukespace [ring 0]. Being that juking is a non-terminating program, (shifting) kernel compliancy is sufficient Lemma resolution. (see QQ, Egglepple, everywhere!, string ludology, MONEY algorithm)
TOSUUe /// Efficiency is determined from the time complexity of juking. Twistorspace is curvilinear [sesquilinear], so it is implied that either approach (loop or string) will eventually arrive at the same result (loopstring).
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