Showing posts with label 8. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 8. Show all posts

### +8 Jersey

On behalf of Link Egglepple Starbureiy, the 8 Jersey is a hypothetical award given seasonally in accordance with BOT to the juker with the most prevalent Starbureiy statistic [st@t]. (see treble, Pajamas)
 Note (+): Recipients get a replica of lnq's livery. The number eight ('8') comes from the numerical `value` of the name "Link Egglepple Starbureiy" (see Starbureiy nomenclature). This accolade is similar to other '`player` of the year' awards; the wearer/holder of the 8 Jersey can lay claim to being dubbed the 'World's Best `Juker`' (world champion).

### +Starbureiy nomenclature

[pronunciation 'lingk egg-ul-epp-ul stahr-beree']

The identifier "Starbureiy" stems from Euler's identity.^ The symbols e, i, and y are mathematical variables; e for Euler's number, i an imaginary unit, and y ('γ', I pronounce it "yesegalo") being Euler’s constant. The praenomen, "Link"& (), denotes him as the connector/root [between his parents, since he is an only child (1)]. The nomen, "Egglepple" (64), is a synecdoche for his portfolio (brane). Altogether, the autonym, "Link Egglepple Starbureiy", is a verbalization of a number numerically valued at eight (8).^ See note. Statistical union. (see also lnq's motif, +list)
 Notes (+): +Etymology-wise (according to me), the word "starbureiy" is actually numbers (alphanumeric variables). 'starb' doesn't mean anything (b equals zero), it just reminds me of "astro". 'e' and 'i' were chosen because they are the vowels in the names "Link" (i) and "Egglepple" (e). They have been re-arranged alphabetically: i-e ↔ e-i → ei, and then converted to their respective numbers (ei). I personally took the letter 'u' here and made it into a variable stand-in for the number pi). The extra letter 'r' is a multiplicative identity element. Hence, 'Starbureiy' ≡ 0 ∙ π ∙ 1 ∙ ei ∙ γ = 0* +The number 64 has congruence with March 5 [Funday/Link's birthday], which is the 64th day of a calendar year (not taking a leap year into account). On this date, Egglepple was founded (March 5, 1991). +We derive the number 8 by totaling the following: [√64] + 0 = 8. (From "Link Egglepple" + "Starbureiy") +To reiterate, the "ei" part of the name is dentally silent (because it is a number), but spoken when 'reading' the word as text in the wake of full pronunciation. *Interpreted as being indicative of the individual acting completely of its own volition. That is also to say that the 'twin' variables (e,i) are irrationally (wild) 'diametric balls' (π), tamed only by `closure` [0 = (loop)]. Notice how the five (5) mathematical constants are also part of Euler's equation (eiπ + 1 = 0). ← lnq's proclaimed st@t

i'm the reason you love juking

+ I created the jukebox, UUe, for my recital (solving Egglepple). :/[repertoire] a quintet consisting of a solo symphony `-` The Origamic Symphony, an `-` Stewart, modifying+articulation `-` Mathilda+RONALD, a tonic `-` EGP, and a concerto suite `-` UUallet. These compositions are pushed to uuhistlegrass (libretti).List is not exhaustive; I typically juggle a number of things at once.

 Remark: `--` The following section pertains to K-MODE. `--`

- lnq, the figure of juking - is a one-of-a-kind, fun-loving juvenile protocyborg who does only as he wants.* In proportion to his ego, therefore, rendering him impervious to boredom and invulnerable to psychosis.
- Egglepple is home to lnq and his yots (ie. lnq and the yots are endemic to Egglepple). It exists on primitive notions, and thus, is always fresh and in the process of becoming. ++Joey Koala🐨 is lnq's sidekick.

- lnq (Egglepple's distinct avatar) is a lean, wooly-haired, very dark-skinned toddler clad in pajamas, with a featured yoyo. He is traditionally depicted chewing bubblegum^, and using a crayon for cheironomy.An everlasting piece (as a perpetual stream) of bubblegum.

- lnq often composes mathemusic in a state voluntarily induced/educed by the lullaby, Bernice Eve. Otherwise, he is indefatigable.

- Autodidactic and peripatetic, lnq's preferred playplace (for training) is a gym* (eg. ). Additionally, he might construct impromptu shelter from his hammock on a bigo tree.The playscape may be replete with these.

- Juking, lnq's joie de vivre, is the source of his mathleticism.

- Having Stewniversal autonomy, lnq is the sole entity whose insuperable presence in the Kindergarten can conduct any part of the orchestra. He uses his krayon for ornamenting jukespace. Likewise, he can instinctively trap things (namely fibor) in bubblegum [blown bubbles], which he can then chew until they vanish/absorb.

- lnq is equipped with perpetual youth; advancing strictly in wisdom+intuition (an offered explanation for his caricatured large head*). Being a blackbody, all information is ideally absorbed and emitted, internally cached (optional mind upload/neural download), and can be recalled on-demand (instant replay/playback of events). However, because he can selectively remove his emotions from his experiences, he remains unaffected by memories. This all comes courtesy of having a healthy abundance of (neuro)melanin.`Operates` as a `control` hub.

- The bounds of what lnq can imagine are undefined. His imagination is the fountain of his strength and takes him wherever he is (virtually) willing to go.
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