+8 Jersey

On behalf of 🐨Link Egglepple Starbureiy, the 8 Jersey is a hypothetical award given seasonally in accordance with BOT to the juker with the most prevalent Starbureiy statistic [st@t]. (see treble, Pajamas)
/// Recipients get a replica of 🐨lnq's livery. The number eight ('8') comes from the numerical value of the name "🐨Link Egglepple Starbureiy" (see LNQ nomenclature). This accolade is similar in respect to other 'Player of the Year' awards; the wearer/holder of the 8 Jersey can lay claim to being dubbed the 'World's Best Juker' (world champion).

+🐨lnq's bubblegum

🐨lnq's bubblegum is a colloquy applied to the default ballet on UUe's rotisserie. As our entrée [part of the standard opening for encryption], it is a self-contained piece which is assumed to be infeasible (but manageable).
/// The letters 'L' and 'S' are the initials of '🐨Link Starbureiy'. The leaf, 'L', has weight 12, and the leaf, 'S', has weight 19, for a total of 31 (12 + 19 = 31). The pencil count/number 35 represents March 5 (third month, fifth day), Link's birthday. So, 35 - 2 = 33 remaining pencils at weight = 1 each, and with two (2) of those pencils totaling 31 in weight, the grand weight of the opus/font equals 31 + 33 = 64.
That opus number is:
LS.35[64]*
with respective tablature/handicap readings: (6¢/^$154.88)
Read/spoken🗣: "LS dot thirty-five, brackets sixty-four"

+The Treble

On behalf* of 🐨Link Egglepple Starbureiy, the Treble (three-count) is hypothetically achieved by winning/obtaining the following three (3) awards in the same calendar year: Starbureiy Toy, 8 Jersey, and Koala Krayon."Behalf" is a loose and cautious term. In any future reference, it could be replaced with "in honor of" and have the same effect. (see also UUelcome)
/// Hypothetically, any two (2) of these awards won during the same period is referred to as the Double.

+Starbureiy Toy

On behalf of 🐨Link Egglepple Starbureiy, the Starbureiy Toy, also noted as "The Starbureiy" or "The Toy" - named in honor of juking's pioneer, 🐨Link Starbureiy - is a hypothetical individual award given seasonally in accordance with BOT to the UUelcome's winning team. (see treble, +list)
/// +A minor locution would be to say that "so-and-so is the 'next' Starbureiy".

+If presented as a tangible 🏆trophy, the toy is a (stereo) printout of the UUelcome Hut.