/lnq's bubblegum

🧑🏿lnq's bubblegum :== colloquy applied to the following self-contained piece - assumed to be infeasible (but manageable), from which strategies may be extrapolated.
/// The letters 'L' and 'S' are the initials of '🧑🏿Link Starbureiy'. The leaf, 'L', has weight 12, and the leaf, 'S', has weight 19, for a total of 31 (12 + 19 = 31). The pencil✏️ count/number 35 represents March 5 (third month, fifth day), Link's birthday. So, 35 - 2 = 33 remaining pencils at weight = 1 each, and with two (2) of those pencils totaling 31 in weight, the grand weight of the opus/font equals 31 + 33 = 64.

That opus number is: LS.35[64]*
with respective tablature/handicap readings: (6¢/^$154.88)
** Read/spoken🗣: "LS dot thirty-five, brackets sixty-four"

/8 Jersey

On behalf of 🧑🏿Link Egglepple Starbureiy, the 8 Jersey :== a hypothetical award given seasonally in accordance with BOT to the stewcer with the most prevalent Starbureiy statistic [st@t]. (see treble, Pajamas)
/// +Recipients get a replica of 🧑🏿lnq's livery. The number eight ('8') comes from the numerical value of the name "🧑🏿Link Egglepple Starbureiy" (see 🧑🏿lnq nomenclature).
+As the scoring average titleholder, the wearer/holder of the 8 Jersey can lay claim to being dubbed the 'League's Best Stewcer'.

/Starbureiy Toy

On behalf of 🧑🏿Link Egglepple Starbureiy, the Starbureiy Toy, also noted as "The Starbureiy" or just "The Toy" - named in honor of stewcing's pioneer, 🧑🏿Link Starbureiy - :== a hypothetical individual award [denoted as: 'the championship'🏆] given seasonally in accordance with BOT to UUelcome's winning team [denoted as: 'champion'🥇]. (see treble, +list)
/// +A minor locution would be to say that "so-and-so is the 'next' Starbureiy".
+If presented as a tangible 🏆trophy, the toy is a (stereo) printout of the UUelcome Hut.

/The Treble

On behalf* of 🧑🏿Link Egglepple Starbureiy, the Treble (three-count) is hypothetically achieved by winning/obtaining the following three (3) awards in the same playoff:
-Starbureiy Toy
-8 Jersey
-Koala Krayon
** "Behalf" is a loose and cautious term. In any future reference, it could be replaced with "in honor of" and have the same effect. Declaration of each decoration is automatic. (see UUelcome, Stewniverse)

"The need to feel like a champion is what creates the champion."🏆 - 🧑🏿lnq

/// +Hypothetically, any two (2) of these awards won during the same period is referred to as the Double.
+The accolades themselves are world-agnostic, meaning that the scores are applicable regardless of who's playing or the domain in which they play.