+lnq's bubblegum

lnq's bubblegum is a colloquy applied to the default ballet on UUe's rotisserie. As our entrée [part of the standard opening for encryption], it is a self-contained piece which is assumed to be infeasible (but manageable).

That opus number is:
LS.35[64]*
with respective tablature/handicap readings: (6¢/^$154.88)
Read/spoken🗣: "LS dot thirty-five, brackets sixty-four"

Note (+): The letters 'L' and 'S' are the initials of 'Link Starbureiy'. The leaf, 'L', has weight 12, and the leaf, 'S', has weight 19, for a total of 31 (12 + 19 = 31). The pencil count/number 35 represents March 5 (third month, fifth day), Link's birthday. So, 35 - 2 = 33 remaining pencils at weight = 1 each, and with two (2) of those pencils totaling 31 in weight, the grand weight of the opus/font equals 31 + 33 = 64.

+The Treble

On behalf* of Link Egglepple Starbureiy, the Treble (three-count) is hypothetically achieved by winning/obtaining the following three (3) awards in the same calendar year: Starbureiy Toy, 8 Jersey, and Koala Krayon."Behalf" is a loose and cautious term. In any future reference, it could be replaced with "in honor of" and have the same effect. (see also UUelcome)

Note (+): Hypothetically, any two (2) of these awards won during the same period is called the Double.

+Starbureiy Toy

On behalf of Link Egglepple Starbureiy, the Starbureiy Toy, also noted as "The Starbureiy" or "The Toy" - named in honor of juking's pioneer, Link Starbureiy - is a hypothetical individual award given seasonally in accordance with BOT to the gameshow's winning team. (see treble, +list)

Notes (+): +A minor locution would be to say that "so-and-so is the 'next' Starbureiy". +If presented as a tangible trophy, the toy is a (stereo) printout of the UUelcome Hut.

+8 Jersey

On behalf of Link Egglepple Starbureiy, the 8 Jersey is a hypothetical award given seasonally in accordance with BOT to the juker with the most prevalent Starbureiy statistic [st@t]. (see treble, Pajamas)

Note (+): Recipients get a replica of lnq's livery. The number eight ('8') comes from the numerical value of the name "Link Egglepple Starbureiy" (see Starbureiy nomenclature). This accolade is similar to other 'player of the year' awards; the wearer/holder of the 8 Jersey can lay claim to being dubbed the 'World's Best Juker' (world champion).