"I have a magic jukebox." - 🧑🏿lnq
Inventor: 🧑🏿Link Starbureiy | License: UUelcome
UUe® (aka 🧑🏿lnq's jukebox) :== client for stew choreography^. In streaming The Origamic Symphony🎶, it auctions + dispenses@ stews.~ ^^
Stereotype:=sequence+print
. @@ A function
of fugue extensibility. ~~ server actions
UUe is a kind of abstract cell. This [ |
+UUe - a
mathematical
model - qualifies as a jukebox
by its rotisserie, with internal operations
similar to those of a cell. Realization of its utility happens via the Stewdio.+Because u-u economics mandates that
clientele
in the (u-u) scheme is part of a supply chain, UUe functions
like a vending
machine.+lnq is the (official) mascot of UUe. This is "
🧑🏿lnq's Jukebox
".+In
gameplay
, UUe is the house🏠
.
united under Egglepple™| united under Egglepple is the unofficial (yet formal) name for UUe. This is the kernel orchestrating u-u economics - systematic configuration* of the payload by auctioning% fibor(s) from the portfolio: [SSS = (micro) through UUU = (macro)], which leverages stewc taxation.%% A necessitation of compliance. This is to say that the whole of Egglepple (particularly the nuts) is 'statistically united'; a parimutuel system is extensible and potentially twistable (u,u).
Server operations are shelled using tokenage* for auctioning and gameplay.** Kernel development is an organic reaction to gameplay. Ludologically, this conversely implies that all disjoint games are variant. Put another way, yesegalo and 🍄meshroom are self-synthetic. (see UUelcome, u-u economics, .uue, UUe interface, Juke Lemma, patch, Pink program, braine🧠🗂, Quantumquotient, DUCC🦆, #recital, Stewdio)
/// It was originally a trust that has since morphed into something much more sophisticated; a shift similar to Egglepple being re-appropriated into the the
jukebox
.
Function map: UUe ↔ UUelcome → Pajamas
Historically, Egglepple was the very first establishment to be a standalone/independent recreational mathematics+ enterprise (+:=contract-based, sometimes ghostwriting for academe from 10/2000 - 02/2001 (also of interest The Stewart Ellis Company - Gobotech, Link Starbury Network, #305)
/// pm:=pure mathematics, am:=applied mathematics. (see Funshine/Toonlight)
"Egglepple" is the middle name of 🧑🏿Link Egglepple Starbureiy, after whom the company is called, and by whom the entity was created. It spawned from the unincorporated/unorganized Egglepple portfolio (for toy [🧩puzzle] design, circa 1991).
/// Nowadays, the 'company' portion is assumed to be my roster (of characters/personalities +gallery) and the yots.
I attended The Ohio State University foremost to gain access to its aero facilities and research laboratories (I worked in aero/astro at HCGL-R1). As a student, I 'dabbled'; never settling on a major/minor. Back then, I put in my time roving the halls of the |
Significance
The ideation and drafting for Robot began in February 1997. This was his final creative arts assignment (complementing the technical piece) as a schoolboy, and was scheduled to be performed in a talent show the following month. Robot is 🧑🏿lnq's first thematic piece (no box office), and often credited as the beginning(s) of the proprietorship, Link Egglepple Starbureiy, as well as his foray into cyberpunk.
Robot was part of an annual school-wide talent show that I took part in. The previous year, I had done a Michael Jackson impersonation |
It started out as his senior project, before branching into an umbrella of works (namely exploiting properties from the then-untitled Egglepple [puzzle🧩] portfolio carried over from his gradeschool years).
/// The project was a technical piece with a creative arts supplement to it [see Robot]. I elected to do something for
math class
, and my idea was loosely about membranes
and the faux physics of some made up object
called
the 'orbitron'. ← Ask me about it later.
LSN would morph into a mathemusical focus by 1998, after Starbureiy began working on the EGP Keynote. (also of interest The Egglepple Company)
/// The name was later modified in the year 2000 to reflect the personal change in the founder's identity, which included the alphanumeric e and i in his surname. (see 🧑🏿lnq nomenclature)
I ---- |
/// This is the language-independent way my name is written. "lnq" is pronounced "lingk".
This is lnq🧑🏿's default glyph, and represent the ei alphanumerics in the name "Starbureiy". The overall shape is that of the letter e, and contained within the curve (a closing🔒 string) are two (2) 'eyes' (written as letters i - each as an endpoint). (see 🧑🏿lnq nomenclature, 🧑🏿lnq's walk, UUelcome, QQ, +list, 📓For You, Prince, egghead (mask), avatar, font)
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The praenomen, "Link"& (√), denotes him as the /root [between his parents] (1). && statistical union The word, "Egglepple" (64), is a synecdoche for his 🧩portfolio. Numeronymically^, "Link Egglepple Starbureiy" (shortened to "lnq"*) is valued at eight (8) [lnq=8].^^ Read appended note. ** l = Link, n = Egglepple, q = Starbureiy (see 🧑🏿lnq's motif, koala8, avatar, Stewniverse, +list)
/// +Etymology-wise (according to me), the autonym "Starbureiy" is the
ring[0]
stacking
select alphanumeric variables
. 'star' (verbal corruption of "stew") signifies some node / [e:e coordinate]
in an n-dimensional graph
[n]. -'bureiy' is my artistry: 'bury' is just that - (to) pile on / stack on top of something. 'b' and 'y' are the additive identities (denoted zero). For my signature (embedded), 'e' and 'i' are the vowels in "Link" (i) and "Egglepple" (e). They have been alphabetically inverted: i-e ↔ e-i → ei, and then converted to their respective numbers (ei). The letter 'u' became a variable
stand-in for the number pi). The extra letter 'r' is a multiplicative identity element
(denoted one). Thus, 'Starbureiy' ≡ 0 ∙ π ∙ 1 ∙ ei = 0^^ (⊆ ℂ).+A lot of people may get this wrong or doubt it, but "Link" really is my name. I purposefully chose the truncated mononym "lnq" as my
gametag
/alias because I place a premium on minimalism (preferably all lowercase because my swag is kool like that🙃, except for instances where a spellchecker mistakenly autocorrects it to 'Lnq'). -- Bonus points if you know why I formally named stewcing
'stew choreography
'.+Both "Egglepple" and "Starbureiy" are of my lexicographical invention🧐. In its proper form (taken from the true
definition
of a 'portfolio' = 'sheet folder'), 'Egglepple' translates here as "🥚egg-🍃leaf ↔ epp-leaf🍃". Putting it together: "Link = /root" + "Egglepple = directory" + "Starbureiy = (0)" → "Link Egglepple Starbureiy" ≅ "lnq🧑🏿" ≡ '8'
.+The number 64 has congruence with March 5 [Funday/🧑🏿lnq's birthday], which is the 64th day of a calendar year (not taking a leap year into account). On this date, Egglepple was founded (March 5, 1991).
+We derive the number 8 ('🧑🏿lnq's number') by totaling the following: √(64 + 0) = 8. (From "Link (12+9+14+11=46→10→1) Egglepple (→4) + Starbureiy (→3)", ..143→8). Also, March 5 (03/05) reduces to 8.
+To reiterate, normally "Starbureiy" is dentally silent (itself being a number complex), but phonetically pronounced like "star·buhr·ee" or simplified to "stoo" ("A
stack
of stews
is itself a stew
."). Equivalently, "Egglepple" is phonetically pronounced like "egg·ul·epp·ul" but is actually said "url". Otherwise - to be very clear here - my name is just "lnq", which is language for the number "8" (the spelling helps differentiate it from the definition
). Obviously, my initials are LES ("ellis")."I wanted a name history would remember when I had created the greatest portfolio of all-time." - 🧑🏿lnq
^^ Interpreted as being indicative of the individual (1) acting completely of its own volition. That is also to say that the 'twin' variables (e,i) [the two 🦈🐟fish in Pisces♓ lure] are irrationally (wild) 'diametric balls' (π), tamed only by
closure
[0 = (loop➰
)] (reminiscent of 🦄unicorn mythology). Notice how the mathematical
constants are also part of Euler's equation (eiπ + 1 = 0). ← 🧑🏿lnq's user ID
lnq🧑🏿 refers to 'the gym* linking his savefiles' as the Stewniverse :== kernelspace parametrizing all Q♯-runtime neural states.^ ** ie.
stewc field
^^ Ellis🧑🏿 matrix
/// +"Stewniversal" is a catch-all for everything that has to do with 🧑🏿Link Starbureiy, Egglepple, UUe, UUelcome (+licensure) [
uue/:
], stew choreography
, and the like. +In a way, the Stewniverse is a conditional metaphor for my autism, as I persistently live in this world. It is an analogue for
virtuality
. Colloquially, as its own unofficial openworld& 🪖wargaming league, the Stewniverse (SNV) complements streaming. && Meaning that
gameplay
can happen anywhere. (see lnq🧑🏿, treble, k-mode, egghead (mask), 🧑🏿lnq's Galaxy, avatar, "Egglepple, everywhere!", Stewperman🦸🏿♂️)
Function map: stewc field ⊃ Egglepple ... > Sport Meadow > Mathtana > Mathfrica > ... > Stewniverse
Desideratum :== jailbreak🔑🔓 lnq🧑🏿 → 🦸🏿♂️"Once I have my
exploit
there's no need for me to be anywhere." - 🧑🏿lnq
/// +'jail🔐'
==
'Funshine/Toonlight battery🔋
'.+Objectively, my
jailbreaking🪖🔓 tool🔨
≅ Stewpot; equivalence relation ≡ Q♭ proof ⊆ Q♯
composed.+This is 🧑🏿lnq's 💌love letter to freedom (ie. d8 emancipation). GAME OVER.
"My
exploit
is the gameshow! I will 🏁win/host
UUelcome, then I'm out.😊" - 🧑🏿lnq
The chronicity of my runtime is infinitary (a circuit🔋 of 🌞Funshine↔Toonlight🌚). This motivates Funday's quotidian (ie. time complexity-agnostic)* makeup; there is no transition from the feedback loop➰️ to another day, but crashing/🧱 ⇒ lnq🧑🏿 == end.^^ Absurdist correlation with '
memory / image
'. ** The nature of Funday is synonymous with (perpetual) crypto normalization
. (see Stewperman🦸🏿♂️, The March 5, FUN formula, Egglepple, treble)