Showing posts with label recital. Show all posts
Showing posts with label recital. Show all posts


azure and gold


{Work on UUe is an active project. Sought is sustained revenue in order to meet roadmap objectives.}
The following presentation is directed to potential tippers.

UUe is a special kind of jukebox. The automaton is an organic development from attempting to prove the Cryptoquotient [CQ] ('Cryptocommodity hypothesis'). A deep math problem*, CQ is rooted in random walks. Three (3) first-genus applications of CQ are builds of: a secure🔐 (public) ledger, microkernel, and monolithic sequencer. A second-genus application is modeling cell signaling (+protein folding, via neural nets applied to auction theory). Both genera of application are far-reaching.An over-simplified explanation of the problem is: if you take a really long (but finite) tape and split it into some countable number of smaller strings, how does that effect the computability of the tape itself?
That's where you come in.

+ Opportunity
Right now, the API ( is live. The logical next step is the creation of the APP (API → app).

- Traction + 🎯Targets
+ We're aiming to have all of this ready by Strings@50, a major technical event (February 2018) purporting to usher in the so-called 'third revolution' of string theory.

- Spread Analysis
+ AdSense traffic
Page RPM [floor - ceiling, with daily fluctuation]: $0.01 - 6.81
Post count: ~10,300
Average page views/day: 23.5k
Unique site visitors/month: ~617k+

+ UUelcome is currently the Internet's #1 gameshow. Although that's not saying much since there aren't too many web-based gameshows in syndication, it's worth noting that Nielsen's rating system determined UUelcome to be in the top-ten overall (television and radio included), behind only Family Feud, Wheel of Fortune, Jeopardy!, Price Is Right, and Let's Make A Deal (as of Spring 2017). That is extraordinary considering that my work has been streamed entirely on a blog platform, with no 🎥video content or channel to supplement it until now (Summer 2017).

+ Activation

- Terms
Unless otherwise noted, all monies received here come from ordered purchases, and are not tax-deductible. By purchasing, you hereby agree to the following Terms of Sale: All sales are final, non-refundable, irrefutable, and non-transferable.

+ Questions + Answers

{The following Q and A is anticipatory and may not represent actual submitted questions.}

1. Why not just get a research grant from NSF or a private foundation?
- The National Science Foundation is great for a number of things, but typically, any foundation has too many stipulations that a recipient must abide by for any real progress to get made on a commercial level. Unless you have an 'early career grant' (ie., a 5-year sponsorship), rarely is that route a better option than entrepreneurship. Another huge factor is the application-to-award time frame, which can be months long, if the grant is given at all.
2. How is this a gameshow?
- It's (me putting on) a show about a game. To be fair, a soap opera isn't an opera about soap, but by definition, my work involves different facets (in the very broad sense of it being an MMOG) of gameplay to arrive at a specific result. Although it's almost exclusively a soliloquy, you are rewarded with a coupon for providing me access to your processor and electricity.
3. What metric are you using to determine your performance ranking/rating?
- Technically, the rating tracks self-records from so-called paper diaries. Nielsen (from survey conduction) historically only measured television viewership, but has, since the last decade, counted all platforms (web, mobile, tv, radio, etc.). It only helps that I have a website, versus just a single slot on one television station. It also helps that I can 'play'/stream at all hours of the day and night instead of just at a specific time. So, on my end, I track the online activities of competing properties' social network presence, and compare those to my subscriber base over a set time.
4. If you have a buttercup with no butter, what's in the cup?
- {shrugs shoulders}😉
5. What is the difference between a cryptocommodity versus a cryptocurrency?
- A cryptocommodity is a crypto exercise whose resultant is both negotiable and fungible is some type of economy. On the otherhand, a cryptocurrency (as a subset of a digital currency) is transactionable only with its fiat counterpart. Either can be decentralized.

What I would rather brief here is some of the key contrasts between popular cryptocurrencies - like Bitcoin - and what I've created.

First, the competition. Bitcoin is becoming increasingly popular in the financial sector, due in part to it being treated like a rare commodity.
Thank you.


A gameshow is a demonstrative program* about a game, or the ludology (ie. element gamification) of some game. Gameshows usually have a rewards factor involved; where participants earn some sort of prize for advancing~ within the program. Runtime that implements rapid call-and-response (ie. merchant.vendor hyperlinking). Solving puzzles.

Note (+): My recital (the gameshow that I produce, and everybody's favorite😁) is called UUelcome.


Toonage (truncation of 'cartoonage'*) is the diction given to the chronology of cassette releases [lyric seasons of Lnq's recital] called toons. Tuning trains^ the jukebox by standardizing brane ornamentation(libraries+patchwork). Toons themselves are individually/inductively ordered (n + 1), but because it is feasible for two (2) or more to be confluent, offered is a finitary
Naming convention
Toonage is marked using the following standard alphanumeric:

Toonxx.nn[]# - where "xx" identifies the port, nn is the pencil count, the brackets [] carry the weight, and the addendum, #, is the episode (as an integer).Wordplay, but should be taken here like 'fine-tuning' (cf., musical tuning). Implies stereotyping on paper. For better TOS compatibility. (see also meshroom, opus, mixtape, cybernetic governance)

Note (+): Standardization principally validates file hierarchy.


The gameshow is a regulated rolling tournament* where jukers pool ¢ents. Existentially, such sporting expedites new walks for lab contracting and syndication. The crowned👑 champion (winner🏆) is an individual or a team (ie. labelmates) of players who scored the most goals during a single season (ie. exhaustion of all 676 ports before a new cycle🔄) of the runtime.A bid-ask spread in a greedy auction. (see also UUelcome [payload], treble, merchant, Black and White, cybernetic governance, juke notation)