/ Link Starbureiy's Magic Summer
During the Summer months [July+August // roughly seven (7) weeks therein] of 2007, Link Starbureiy authored over 160+ articles of original mathemusical research while working in isolation (away from the at-large mathematics community, and people in general). This work was done in a tiny cottage (a friend's converted garage in actuality) where he was indigent. The sheer creative output, while under lugubrious conditions, led him to refer to the experience "magical".
Those articles, whether completed or incomplete from that period, later became the bulk of what formed the foundation of 'UUelcome Editions'. (see Bibliography of Link Starbureiy)
/// "UUelcome Editions" is now 'UUhistlegrass', and these 'papers' have been more-or-less converted into manifest files.
Joey Koala (JK, or as I simply say, Joey, meaning "little favorite") :== the official mascot of Egglepple and 🧑🏿lnq's sidekick*.** In this
client-server model
, Joey is the client
(ie. my input
console), whereas 🧑🏿lnq is the server
. (see Puwun, Koala Krayon, KOALA🐨. Compare Joey Kangaroo🦘)Joey, an adorable and kind koala, acts as the deuteragonist [/i/o]. Joey is a mischievous androgyne, whose courage and resourcefulness are fitted to handle any situation that may arise. Blessed with extreme aptitude for composition and a limitless lifespan, our koala can transform^ into any yot, if need be.^^ Meaning that the subject is, among other attributes, modular+portable.
/// The zoological form of the koala takes precedence in k-mode, while the yoyo+krayon combination is Joey's identity, otherwise. In the latter case, I refer to (and this may become common) my toy cello🎻/fingerboard⌨️🎮 as my 'joey🪀'.
History
Joey Koala was created/born on March 15, 2005 by 🧑🏿Link Starbureiy. The character was created during a period of "intense thought" the day after celebrating his father's birthday in solitude. Starbureiy, in need of a mascot for his body of work, turned to the 'koala idea' after learning about its personality traits and fingerprint resemblance to human beings. Joey Koala replaced (in some regards, transitioned from) the long-standing character, Scotte Lemm.
/// Out of all the non-humans in the so-called Animal Kingdom, the koala is my favorite and the one I perhaps relate to the most (eg. they are asocial solitary animals, who, like me are nocturnal, chocolate brown colored, and also sleep in trees). Trivia: Did you know that koala and human fingerprints are nearly identical/forensically indistinguishable? The two species also can disjointly suffer from similar immunodeficiency syndromes (AIDS/KIDS).
Some more personal historical context: during this time period, I was living+working full-time (24 hrs/day) in a small office that I could barely afford in the basement of a 🎲casino🎰 on the working class side of Missoula, Montana (hence the legend of Joey Koala🐨 being birthed in a casino). I was a near-total failure and broke. The money that I did make came from |
Historically, Egglepple was the very first establishment to be a standalone/independent recreational mathematics+ enterprise (+:=contract-based, sometimes ghostwriting for academe from 10/2000 - 02/2001 (also of interest The Stewart Ellis Company - Gobotech, Link Starbury Network, #305)
/// pm:=pure mathematics, am:=applied mathematics. (see Funshine/Toonlight)
"Egglepple" is the middle name of 🧑🏿Link Egglepple Starbureiy, after whom the company is called, and by whom the entity was created. It spawned from the unincorporated/unorganized Egglepple portfolio (for toy [🧩puzzle] design, circa 1991).
/// Nowadays, the 'company' portion is assumed to be my roster (of characters/personalities +gallery) and the yots.
I attended The Ohio State University foremost to gain access to its aero facilities and research laboratories (I worked in aero/astro at HCGL-R1). As a student, I 'dabbled'; never settling on a major/minor. Back then, I put in my time roving the halls of the |
Significance
The ideation and drafting for Robot began in February 1997. This was his final creative arts assignment (complementing the technical piece) as a schoolboy, and was scheduled to be performed in a talent show the following month. Robot is 🧑🏿lnq's first thematic piece (no box office), and often credited as the beginning(s) of the proprietorship, Link Egglepple Starbureiy, as well as his foray into cyberpunk.
Robot was part of an annual school-wide talent show that I took part in. The previous year, I had done a Michael Jackson impersonation |
It started out as his senior project, before branching into an umbrella of works (namely exploiting properties from the then-untitled Egglepple [puzzle🧩] portfolio carried over from his gradeschool years).
/// The project was a technical piece with a creative arts supplement to it [see Robot]. I elected to do something for
math class
, and my idea was loosely about membranes
and the faux physics of some made up object
called
the 'orbitron'. ← Ask me about it later.
LSN would morph into a mathemusical focus by 1998, after Starbureiy began working on the EGP Keynote. (also of interest The Egglepple Company)
/// The name was later modified in the year 2000 to reflect the personal change in the founder's identity, which included the alphanumeric e and i in his surname. (see 🧑🏿lnq nomenclature)
I ---- |
[pronunciation "/url/"]
porting
from one directory
of the 🍃leaf
(recto) to the other directory
(verso) of some function space
. On the basis of quoting, fault tolerance
increases with each proof
and is infinite
when completely solved
(/totally sequenced).Statistically, it is the animorphic (ie. to STU^n) tape of leaf🍃 definitions (literally "🥚egg leaf🍃 ↔ epp leaf🍃"), and subjectively^ the cellspace (SMALL∪BIG ⊂ Stewniverse) spooling both ends of any generic 26-measure signal; but, mathemusically, the minor and major scales. ^^ Egglepple is what we are imaging (by
stewcing/vending
its calculus, STU, via gameplay
. To make a Humpty Dumpty allusion, we break up the brane
into finite
pieces, only to put it back together again continuously.). In terms of cell structure [:= 🔋polarized membrane] - Egglepple represents automata (ie. totality of circuitry between the cell membrane), itself an automaton (UUe). Ludologically, its kindergarten describes aspects of the braneworld.
"Egglepple is the ultimate
puzzle🧩
. It's like playing 26-dimensional ♟️chess in aspreadsheet
." - 🧑🏿lnq
/// Egglepple is a portfolio ofpuzzles🏁
, itself apuzzle🧩
.
(Not to be confused with The Egglepple Company. See The Origamic Symphony🎶, koala8, "Egglepple, everywhere!", 📓Egglepple: Unfolded, 🎞️Egglepple: The Mathemagical World, Joey Koala🐨, Puwun, Stewniverse, yoyo, UUelcome, 🔋e:e statistics, quantumquotient, UUhistlegrass, stewc, STU, united under Egglepple, UUe, 🧑🏿lnq's Starting Five, 🧑🏿lnq's walk, 🧑🏿lnq's motif, 🧑🏿lnq nomenclature, mathemusic, Egghead/🥚Eggheads, #Egglepple@30)
/// +Joey Koala is the official mascot and Puwun the unofficial mascot of Egglepple.
+"Egglepple" was invented and coined by 🧑🏿Link Starbureiy.🤓 The word is also part of his name (...he wanted a name history would remember when he "had created the greatest portfolio of all-time").😉 (see 🧑🏿lnq nomenclature)
+To phonetically distinguish it from the name itself, the kindergarten/portfolio aspect of Egglepple is pronounced like 'egg·ul·epp·ul' (cf. the old 'Peggy from Margaret' conundrum).
+For those wondering why Egglepple has such a juvenile presentation, it's because the portfolio was founded/created on my twelfth birthday, and I intentionally never bothered maturing it in that regard (hence, the kindergarten). It was at this founding point that I pretty much committed to living full-time in my own world.
+The color scheme for the 'E-g-g-l-e-p-p-l-e' logo is a nod to the original team colors for the Miami Dolphins 🐬 🏈football franchise of the National Football League (NFL). The Miami Dolpins are the only team with aquatic (cf. Pisces♓) represention.
I kickstarted this on my twelfth birthday. Having somebody who believes in you can take you farther, and there's no convincing me otherwise. As the story goes, my sixth grade teacher, Mr. Woodring (without a doubt the best school teacher🍎 ever), picked me up from my house on my birthday and showed me around Washington, D.C. that evening. On the way home, he encouraged me to save my work (some of my doddles) in hopes of one day having something to present to the world that I could be proud of. That is the gist of how the portfolio came to be. |
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The praenomen, "Link"& (√), denotes him as the /root [between his parents] (1). && statistical union The word, "Egglepple" (64), is a synecdoche for his 🧩portfolio. Numeronymically^, "Link Egglepple Starbureiy" (shortened to "lnq"*) is valued at eight (8) [lnq=8].^^ Read appended note. ** l = Link, n = Egglepple, q = Starbureiy (see 🧑🏿lnq's motif, koala8, avatar, Stewniverse, +list)
/// +Etymology-wise (according to me), the autonym "Starbureiy" is the
ring[0]
stacking
select alphanumeric variables
. 'star' (verbal corruption of "stew") signifies some node / [e:e coordinate]
in an n-dimensional graph
[n]. -'bureiy' is my artistry: 'bury' is just that - (to) pile on / stack on top of something. 'b' and 'y' are the additive identities (denoted zero). For my signature (embedded), 'e' and 'i' are the vowels in "Link" (i) and "Egglepple" (e). They have been alphabetically inverted: i-e ↔ e-i → ei, and then converted to their respective numbers (ei). The letter 'u' became a variable
stand-in for the number pi). The extra letter 'r' is a multiplicative identity element
(denoted one). Thus, 'Starbureiy' ≡ 0 ∙ π ∙ 1 ∙ ei = 0^^ (⊆ ℂ).+A lot of people may get this wrong or doubt it, but "Link" really is my name. I purposefully chose the truncated mononym "lnq" as my
gametag
/alias because I place a premium on minimalism (preferably all lowercase because my swag is kool like that🙃, except for instances where a spellchecker mistakenly autocorrects it to 'Lnq'). -- Bonus points if you know why I formally named stewcing
'stew choreography
'.+Both "Egglepple" and "Starbureiy" are of my lexicographical invention🧐. In its proper form (taken from the true
definition
of a 'portfolio' = 'sheet folder'), 'Egglepple' translates here as "🥚egg-🍃leaf ↔ epp-leaf🍃". Putting it together: "Link = /root" + "Egglepple = directory" + "Starbureiy = (0)" → "Link Egglepple Starbureiy" ≅ "lnq🧑🏿" ≡ '8'
.+The number 64 has congruence with March 5 [Funday/🧑🏿lnq's birthday], which is the 64th day of a calendar year (not taking a leap year into account). On this date, Egglepple was founded (March 5, 1991).
+We derive the number 8 ('🧑🏿lnq's number') by totaling the following: √(64 + 0) = 8. (From "Link (12+9+14+11=46→10→1) Egglepple (→4) + Starbureiy (→3)", ..143→8). Also, March 5 (03/05) reduces to 8.
+To reiterate, normally "Starbureiy" is dentally silent (itself being a number complex), but phonetically pronounced like "star·buhr·ee" or simplified to "stoo" ("A
stack
of stews
is itself a stew
."). Equivalently, "Egglepple" is phonetically pronounced like "egg·ul·epp·ul" but is actually said "url". Otherwise - to be very clear here - my name is just "lnq", which is language for the number "8" (the spelling helps differentiate it from the definition
). Obviously, my initials are LES ("ellis")."I wanted a name history would remember when I had created the greatest portfolio of all-time." - 🧑🏿lnq
^^ Interpreted as being indicative of the individual (1) acting completely of its own volition. That is also to say that the 'twin' variables (e,i) [the two 🦈🐟fish in Pisces♓ lure] are irrationally (wild) 'diametric balls' (π), tamed only by
closure
[0 = (loop➰
)] (reminiscent of 🦄unicorn mythology). Notice how the mathematical
constants are also part of Euler's equation (eiπ + 1 = 0). ← 🧑🏿lnq's user ID
/ UUelcome™ [(8-qubit/1-byte) n-fs exploit]
UUelcome :== STU-sequence
/// +This one big
string
of code
includes all fibor [fugue = stews
, MONEY, bubblegum] - itself an address space
superset, outputted
as a cassette
(toy), and bootloaded
by lnq🧑🏿
.+Sequencing something (iterative consecution) inductively means that it gets
streamed
[:== framework (+runtime) implementing system calls
], which inherently implies achievement unlocking🔓. (see UUe, quantumquotient [conductor], Stewniverse, stewart, steWAR🪖🎮-🏳,Stewpot, 🧑🏿lnq, Funshine/Toonlight (song), The Origamic Symphony🎶, Ellis🦠, UUhistlegrass, touch-and-go, "Egglepple, everywhere!", "UUelcome, anywhere :)", cassette🧱, Juke Lemma)
/// +(vocabulary) To a large respect, the word is a portmanteau of 'UUe' and the suffix '-ome' [totality of expressed dynamics,
function
, and structural information - in this case, stews
]. Systematically, the word 'uuelcome' has artificial/manufactured congruence to 'genome' (gene + chromosome). The top-level domain [uuelco.ME]
is, in part, indicative of this being my thing (about 'me' :== my stream
), so, that's why I named it that way.🙂+As part of neuromorphic machinery (ie. biological abstraction), UUe would be the cell, and UUelcome the
cassette🧱
that auctions/orchestrates
its contents. In terms of computing
, UUelcome :== master boot record
embedded
into every cell.+With all
fonts classified
👍, any mesh
becomes stereotypable
(ie. polymers can be modeled
for print
), exploiting
a composite image of Egglepple.
Trivia: Before I settled on the name 'UUelcome', I had contemplated |
"Is there anyone else in the game?!" - 🧑🏿lnq
It^ is a ctf* hashing& 🧑🏿lnq's walk.^^ This so-called '
jukebox
recital' and the formulation of contemporary mathemusic
are inventions of 🧑🏿Link Starbureiy.🤓 ** Featuring a bid-ask spread in a greedy auction where threads
are maximized [flag = thread(max)]
(ie. exhaustion of all 676 ports
before a new cycle🔄 of the runtime
). && abi threading
Flags🏁 are identified as 0-bubbles. (see Stewc Lemma, UUelcome License, opera ludo, krayon, 🧑🏿lnq's Requiem, Pink Poem, KOALA🐨, toonage, Funday, treble, vendor, merchant, Black and White, crypto compliance, stewc notation)
/// +For all intents and purposes, this is what I mean when I say that "I
op(erate)
a jukebox
"; UUelcome is 🧑🏿lnq's logic
/instinct and signature
.+Performance-wise, UUelcome is an
opera ludo
. When I stream
it solitaire, it's a recital . When shared for playalong (orchestra), it aims to be a sport
.
Function map: quantumquotient ← stewcing ← UUelcome → cassette🧱 ⇔ lnq🦠 → cell
^^
neural network
@@ SoC ** chemically integrable /// +"Master of the Stewniverse." - 🧑🏿lnq
Link Egglepple Starbureiy (lnq) ⇒
nervous filesystem: '/root [Link] directory [Egglepple] (0) [Starbureiy]'. ie. /0
-- the 'lnq' technology (natural logarithm (ln) of the reaction quotient (Q) of the species involved), differentiating it from the person.+"Stewart" is truncated from '
art of stews
' or 'artist of stew choreography
'. The declaration
'impresario' honors how I orchestrate
Q♯
[: 'main user node' hypervises clientele]
. (see clone
)
+Phonetically, the word stems from the initials of my name "Link Egglepple Starbureiy" = "LES" = "Ellis" (interchangeable with "lnq" since LES ≅ lnq).
- created Egglepple (+ UUe/UUelcome) -
/// --
The following section pertains to k-mode. --
- lnq - the figure of juking, is autonomous and ego-driven.* **
Fun:ego = 1
, therefore, rendering him impervious to boredom and invulnerable to psychosis.- Egglepple is home to lnq and his yots™ (ie. lnq and the yots are endemic to Egglepple). It exists on primitive notions, and thus, is always fresh and in the process of becoming. ++Joey Koala🐨 is lnq's sidekick.
- lnq [Egglepple's distinct (avatar,ego)-coupling] is kinky-haired, very dark-skinned, and pajamas-clad. He is depicted chewing bubblegum^ while using his joey for cheironomy.^^ An everlasting piece (as a perpetual
stream
) of bubblegum.
- lnq often composes mathemusic in a state voluntarily induced/educed by the lullaby, Bernice Eve. Otherwise, he is indefatigable.
- Autodidactic and peripatetic/itinerant, lnq's preferred playplace (for training) is a gym* (eg. ). Additionally, he might construct impromptu shelter from his hammock on a bigo tree.** The playscape may be replete with these.
- Juking, lnq's joie de vivre, is the source of his mathleticism.
- Having Stewniversal autonomy, lnq is the sole entity whose insuperable presence in the Kindergarten can conduct any part of the orchestra. He uses his krayon for ornamenting juke field. Likewise, he can instinctively trap things (namely fibor) in bubblegum [blown bubbles], which he can then chew until they vanish/absorb.
- lnq is equipped with perpetual youth; advancing strictly in wisdom+intuition (an offered explanation for his caricatured large head*). Being a blackbody, all information is ideally absorbed and emitted, internally cached (optional mind upload/neural download), and can be recalled on-demand (instant replay/playback of events). However, because he can selectively remove his emotions from his experiences, he remains unaffected by memories. This all comes courtesy of having a healthy abundance of (neuro)melanin.
Operates
as a control
hub.- The bounds of what lnq can imagine are undefined. His imagination is the fountain of his strength and takes him wherever he is (virtually) willing to go. (see also The Pensive Pencil ... a life of thought, +list)