Showing posts with label awards. Show all posts
Showing posts with label awards. Show all posts

+8 Jersey

On behalf of 🧑🏿Link Egglepple Starbureiy, the 8 Jersey is a hypothetical award given seasonally in accordance with BOT to the juker with the most prevalent Starbureiy statistic [st@t]. (see treble, Pajamas)
/// Recipients get a replica of 🧑🏿lnq's livery. The number eight ('8') comes from the numerical value of the name "🧑🏿Link Egglepple Starbureiy" (see lnq nomenclature). This accolade is similar in respect to other 'Player of the Year' awards; the wearer/holder of the 8 Jersey can lay claim to being dubbed the 'World's Best Juker' (🥇world champion).

+The Treble

On behalf* of 🧑🏿Link Egglepple Starbureiy, the Treble (three-count) is hypothetically achieved by winning/obtaining the following three (3) awards in the same playoff: Starbureiy Toy, 8 Jersey, and Koala Krayon.** "Behalf" is a loose and cautious term. In any future reference, it could be replaced with "in honor of" and have the same effect. These awards would be given traditionally on Funday, or at the earliest convenience. (see UUelcome)
/// Hypothetically, any two (2) of these awards won during the same period is referred to as the Double.

+Koala Krayon

On behalf of 🧑🏿Link Egglepple Starbureiy, the Koala Krayon is a hypothetical award given seasonally to the highest gross earner of ¢ents* [ie. leader on the (prize) "money list"] through that period (of tournament plays).** As evidenced by their coupon. (see treble, Joey Koala🐨)

+Starbureiy Toy

On behalf of 🧑🏿Link Egglepple Starbureiy, the Starbureiy Toy, also noted as "The Starbureiy" or "The Toy" - named in honor of juking's pioneer, 🧑🏿Link Starbureiy - is a hypothetical individual award [denoted as: 'the championship'🏆] given seasonally in accordance with BOT to UUelcome's winning team [denoted as: 'champion'🥇]. (see treble, +list)
/// +A minor locution would be to say that "so-and-so is the 'next' Starbureiy".
+If presented as a tangible 🏆trophy, the toy is a (stereo) printout of the UUelcome Hut.